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David Frum is a pearl-clutching ninny. Justin Jones of Nashville is fearless. He’s making the pasty-faced, doughy MAGATS squirm and it’s a righteous thing to behold. Fappy Thomas’ “Integrity Letter” takes a blow amidships. Moms Fer Liburtee forms a chapter in WV. No word yet on whether they’ve let loose their inner Hitler fangirl. Nitwit Nero’s pettifoggers had a bad day before Chutkan, J. Swastikas on a Nazi’s AR-15. A black neighborhood in Montgomery awakens to swastikas all over the place. Cops searching diligently for a “motive.” Jesus. And COVID’s on the upswing. 

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Jacksonville. Another of Monkey Up’s fascist eggs hatches and leaves the nest (armed to the teeth). Nitwit Nero gets another trial date and another arraignment date. Mark Meadows takes the stand in federal court. A response to that idiotic ditty by Oli Whatshisname. A high-profile of the B.I.T.C.H.E.S. faces sentencing (don’t worry, he’ll most likely walk. Facepalm. One dead in Chapel Hill feeedumm outbreak.

Explaining Nitwit Nero’s “Kubrick Stare” pose. No way has that incurious bastard ever seen a Kubrick film. COVID’s on the rise. Schools shut down in a pair of deep MAGAT states. MAGATS are threatening politicians all over the country. 

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We begin with the mishigas in Milwaukee. Vivek gets a new nickname. We end, though, with the zaniest Mango Mussolini live arrest coverage in the entire nation. First draft of history and all that.  

Busy program! Japan to release Fukushima water into Pacific and South Koreans don’t like it. Secret Service playing footsie with the Oaf Keepers. A right-wing christian gospel sharp actually calls out the fascist christianity of Matt Walsh. Texas nuns ban the bishop. 91 y/o pedophile priest not sure if he should be punished for raping little boys. MAGAT pageant in Milwaukee may be missing a contestant. Mark Meadows has a no good, rotten, very bad day. Jenna Ellis smiles real purty like for her mugshot. WTF is Rep. Candyman ON?! 

Goodness me! Mark Meadows has rolled on Tangerine Tiberius. Entire cases of catsup must be flying around MAGA-Loco. What’s worse, Meadow’s lawyer awoke Tuesday only to have a knot jerked in his tail by Fanni Willis. Lori Carleton’s (say her name) murderer was radicalized, of course, by a stochastic terrorist. She joins another martyr from generations past: Viola Liuzzo. Oh, and it’s the Fascism, y’all! 

“What’s past is prologue,” said the Bard. It’s never been more true than of Nitwit Nero. A lifetime of venality is approaching crescendo and here, only here, we consider a possibility of truly Sophoclean dimensions. Let’s see how long it takes for this realization to reach the ForProfit Media. Meanwhile, a hurriquake in California and Nevada, and a glimpse of the “new normal.” MAGATS issue ransom demands to avoid a shutdown in forty days.

Nitwit Nero has new strategery instead of his really big press conference on Monday. California gets its first Tropical Storm Watch. No chess for women like me! Luckily, I stink at chess. A pundit notices that Joe-to-the Manchin-born isn’t the sharpest fork in the toaster. An intersectional moment of Bad Murdoch Journalism and Simple Punctuation. Dr. Rep. CandyMAGATman melts down. Domestic terrorists face harshest J6 sentences yet. Another one’s on the lam. 

Rotten cops in Antioch, California. What a difference an administration makes! Fulton Sheriff vows to track down terrorist MAGATS who are doxxing Grand Jurors. A win for human dignity in the 9th Circuit. Off to Our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties goes the case with the tax-exempt grifters from the Alliance Defaming Freedom bleating and grunting all the way.  Georgia MAGAT senator finds a hair in his biscuit (his words, not mine). Hilarity ensues. Federalist Society law profs say Tangerine Tiberius is ALREADY disqualified from running for office. Kinda feels seismic.

Sometimes, even the deacons understand we have to put PMW on hold. This was one such instance. Maui and liability. The lawsuits are piling up and Lo! Capitalism and the quest for Holy Profit rears its bloody head. Hawaiian Electric killed its own customers. The real work now is . . . bankruptcy. DA Willis proposes a trial date. ForProfit Media catches up and figures out Tangerine Tiberius is using racist coded language. MAGATS dox members of the Fulton County Grand Jury. 

Look at us! Living in history, what Robert Penn Warren called “the awful responsibility of Time.” We’re here, and we, we happy few, will sort things out before even the geniuseseseses. 
That’s how it is around here. 

Many morans. Lots and lots of morans. First up, Bill Hemmer at FoxSnooz. Go to church to avoid being woke. Arkanstan rejects AP African American History. It’s getting interesting in Gawja. Nitwit Nero tap dances with witness tampering. 

Judge Chutkan’s patience is less than infinite. She’s already sick of hearing “BuT tHe eLecKshUn!” from Nitwit Nero’s pettifogging ambulance chaser. A hillbilly Nazi gets popped for Witness Intimidation. In West Virginia. The aforementioned pettifogging ambulance chaser might want to take note. The horror that is Maui. Looks like climate change might not be the Gynese Hoaks Geezer Disgustus said it is. Jim dandy conversation on the porch.

MAGATS try to martyrize an old kook who drew down on FBI agents. Jack Smith serves notice of the trial date he wants. Turns out Fappy Thomas isn’t owned by one billionaire; rather, he’s a timeshare for several. if we get a majority in the House and (mirabile dictu) 60 votes in the Senate, Job 1 needs to be the removal of the single most corrupt SCOTUS justice of either the 21st or 20th centuries.

FBI takes down a murderous MAGAT in Utah. A monumental victory in Ohio. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells has a sad. MAGATS bawl over Bobby Lee’s . . . dead horse. You can’t make this stuff up!

Shakespeare too “woke” for Fascist Floriduh. Ohio goes to the polls to see just how much MAGATS hate women. Oregonians can pump their own gas! Freeeeedommmmm! SCOTUS gets a gun law right . . . for a change . . . for a little bit, at least. Matt Gaetz: Soooooper Jeenyus!

Nazis run crying to the courthouse because they got outed and people found out what horrible people they really are. Nitwit Nero’s legal team whines its response to Jack Smith’s Motion For Protective Order. Aileen Cannon’s hard at work trying to compromise the case against her boss, er, her client, er, her enabler. 

Other things happened on Planet Earth besides Donald of Orange. We actually talked about some of them. Yet, the intricacies of what IS happening to him are such that America will be the better for the civic education this moment engenders.

P.S. Ginnsurrectionist still ain’t outten the mix!

Here we sit: front row seats to the most momentous inflection point in American history since Gettysburg. It deserves an epic filirobster.

It’s “Clue: the Co-conspirator Six” edition! Boris Epshteyn is closing on Gin-Gin on the inside rail.I’m not kidding about wearing the masks. The ‘Rona is back. Don’t tell Rotted FK. Texas wants to play the Nullification Game. It didn’t work out any too great the last time they rolled the dice.