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Pooty threatens Baltic states over Soviet WW II statues. Kentucky MAGAT tells NAACP she was born the daughter of a “slave.” House passes “non-binding” impeachment of Secretary Mayorkas. “The Economist” predicts “hell on earth” if PsychoBibi attacks Rafah. Talabama and West Virginiastan look to jail librarians. MAGATS declare a civil war might be OK. Another wants to invade Mexico.

Merrick Garland comes in for some much deserved criticism for how he handled (or didn’t, actually) Hur. Hawaii pushes back forcefully against SCOTUS and their nutty gun theory. Utah MAGAT refuses to either step down after terrorizing a high school student by accusing her of being trans. Missouri MAGAT (a man, natch) says forcing a rape victim to carry her rapist’s baby to term is “healing.”

Ohhhhh . . . Constitution! O, tempores, O, mores!

Ohhhhh, boy.

Two hours is better than none, and these two hours have a whole lot of something (it’s been a rough couple of days for the MAGATS).

No immunity for Nitwit Nero!

And so our 21st year of non-commercial, progressive broadcasting begins. It begins with the Moran commonly known as “Nicki” and another one known as Jaydee, the counterfeit hillbilly. Nicki displayed her moranity when she decided to MAGATsplain abortion and why she’s “pro liiiiiiife.” Dumber than a bag of hair, that one is.

This is one for the ages. Not because of content. Not because of the times. This one is special because it’s the 20th anniversary of the Little Progressive Program that COULD . . . and DID . . . and DOES create an idea of progressive radio never before heard. 

There’s only one reason for this program to exist: Y’All!

Mrs. Governor Ambassador Speaker-of-the-House Haley gets her John C. Calhoun on; goes full nullificationist.  Counsel for the Parking Garage has become a national joke. And she earrrrrned it! Tom (Headful of) Cotton channels Joseph McCarthy. MAGATS in West Virginia want to declare women “separate but equal.”

Greg Assbot wants civil war. At the same time, the MAGATS want to “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” and the Devil take the hindmost. Fox news idjit blames “DEI” for the death of three American members of the military. Oklahoma MAGAT mashes up John Adams and . . . Alannis Morissette? Chip Roy of Syphillis Springs, Takes-ass thinks the SCOTUS opinion on the border is the same as Dred Scott. Ol’ Chip’s a few morsels shy of a cookie. 

The continuing aftershocks from Nitwit Nero’s $83M verdict are at the very least a joy to behold. He’s apparently not happy, is, in fact, enraged, and his next target may be Counsel For the Parking Garage.

JUDGMENT DAY FOR Dimwit Domitian! The first of maaaaaaaany.

OK. Let’s try to collect ourselves and recover from the Christian obscenity of Wednesday. Counsel for the Parking Garage gets schooled after partying with Orange Genius in New Hampshire. AI attack drones. MAGATS are hot for civil war. What could possibly go wrong? Oregon MAGAT legislator says only Christians should be in government. Since Mrs. Haley won’t drop out like a good girl, the RNC makes plans to go ahead and coronate Geezer Disgustus. Mrs. Haley starts mildly pushing back against Nitwit Nero. 

WARNING! NSFW! Christians Talking Dirty. Strap in. This may well be the absolute most unhinged Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday in the almost twenty-year history of this program. There’s no possible synopsis. NONE.

Tha Madness of Ding Don. Elsie Stupidnik is coming more and more unglued. General Don Bolduc abandons his fomer orange god-emperor. Ex-MLB player and serial philanderer Steve Garvey gets reduced to ash in California Senate “debate.” He apparently likes to “touch” unhoused people. Ewwwwww!  More white-wing obsession with where people go potty. This one rose from the MAGAT slime right here in WV. 

A small announcement of great hope. And on to the wild variety of morans . . . fetus fetishists are beginning to realize they have a problem . . . with the vast majority of the country. Nitwit Nero is coming unglued (some more) before our very eyes. Mika inches ever closer to winning a toaster for our pal Matt. Mullah Moses Mike is in the barrel with his own carcass. Counsel for the Parking Garage makes an ass of Elsie Stupidnik. Double-bonus! Former Israeli PM Ehud Barak excoriates Bibi and his Proud Boys. SCOTUS gives POTUS a win and slaps Greg Assbot sideways.

This frozen new year is off at a jaunty clip. We take a moment to appreciate the how-in-some-god’s-name effect of Counsel For a Parking Garage at play in Federal Court. It ain’t pretty. But recall, she said she’d rather be pretty than smart. Girl. Careful with those wishes. Then there’s Mrs. Haley. Never have I ever seen a more flat-footed politician. Wait. Maybe W. Ohhhhh, no! But even Dub never said racism was “a kink.” Nooooo. 

The previous upload dated “18 January 2024” was actually Wednesday, 17 January 2024. This is Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday! The longer one delves into the history of Mrs. Haley, the dumber, the more disingenuous, the more seethingly ambitious she gets. PsychoBibi tells the U.S. to piss up a rope. Ohio cops use flash-bang grenades on a one-year-old little boy on a vent. Nitwit Nero’s Atlanta pettifogger accuses Fani Willis of being uppity. Counsel For the Parking Garage grifts the EVILgelical simps. Just say “HELL no!” to macaroni and cheese ice cream.

Upload issues last night. I wonder if the interwebs literally froze. 

Iowa wasn’t excited last night, but Orange Julius Geezer didn’t have time to notice. He had to bang into Manhattan, then run from court to get to Atkinson, NH to burble to a clavern. That’s a LOT of adderall. And that’s just the beginning . . . the Password is . . . “paddling”.

MLK Day is also Racist MAGATS Saying Racist Things day. Enter Mark Robinson, candidate for NC Governor. See also, Charlie Kirk, he of the big, empty head. Orange Julius Geezer loses three more lawyers and another motion in the E Jean Carroll case. Volcanic eruption in Iceland threatens entire towns. WV’s war on gender has another entry. The Iowa horserace coverage is unwatchable. Greg Assbot wants to shoot migrants, but has to settle for letting them drown. Mullah Moses Johnson says there will be no border deal till Trump or some other MAGAT is in the White House. SCOTUS will hear the Colorado ballot case in early February. Measles comes to the Olllllld Dominion.