West Virginia finally finds its first case of COVID-19, even as Sick Caesar applauds WV for not having it. Everything he touches, everything he mentions, goes to hell. Velveeta King tells Fox audience that Coronavirus is a “bioweapon.” Social media influencer tries to launch the Coronavirus Challenge by licking a toilet seat. There is massive stupidity in Murkkka and it’s a force multiplier for the disease. WV Governor Big Ol’ Jim Justice holds a press conference, tells WVians to “be smart, stay apart.” Oh, we’ll be coming apart, alright! WV has a more at risk population across the board than almost any other state, and I explain why.