Ouch! Thorns! But it all begins with comedy, courtesy of Gym Shorts Jordan, who didn’t know what he didn’t know. Nitwit Nero tries his hand at comedy. HINT: he shouldn’t. Quit your day job, Donnie. He’s drowning in daily drips: today, our Ambassador to Ukraine got canned because she wasn’t sufficiently obsequious to Trump. Chlamydia Claudius meanwhile, confessed outdoors, under the sun, in public, with cameras running as he admitted he wanted Ukraine to investigate the Bidens AND called for the Chinese to do the same. But wait: there’s more. A detailed explanation of what keeps Republicans from denouncing Trump and honoring their oaths. With all due respect to Paul Krugman, it’s not “Pelosi Derangement Syndrome.”