Flank speed at the iceberg dead-ahead! It’s Pageant Night in Murka! Idiot Attack Blonde at ONAN, er, OANN tries to whitewash Columbus, fails miserably. Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel whines about nepotism; so does Rand Paul. Both would be working midnights alongside Meg McCain at Waffle House were it not for their last names. Nitwit Nero gets increasingly nervous. How long can the Depends hold? Nancy Pelosi refuses to take the bait. Chris Hayes displays the integrity our media so desperately need.