I can’t be away from the mic for even a couple of days without the MAGATS running hog-wild. Speaking of hogs, did you catch Elise Stepanik’s performance piece during Marie Yovanovich’s testimony? A certain orange-colored presidenty-thing seems to have the hots for her. Does Melanoma know? Also: we engage in rank, wild speculation as to what sent Julius Geezer to the hospital on Saturday. And Grampa Joe shows why he isn’t the guy to lead America into the third decade of the 21st century. “Gateway drug?” Really, Grampa Joe? Oh, well! You know how it is with almost-octogenarians: sot in their ways.