📰 Epstein, Colbert, and the Banana Republic Blues — July 18, 2025
The latest episode from America’s favorite liberal transbilly firebrand, Roxanne Kincaid, serves up a scorched-earth, truth-first diagnosis of America’s worsening condition: media muzzled, courts corrupted, and a pedophile-adjacent ex-president slipping further into decline — all while the MAGATs chant louder.
📺 CBS Cancels Colbert — Roxanne Calls Foul
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Roxanne accuses “Nitwit Nero” (Trump) of strong-arming CBS into canceling The Steven Colbert Show, ahead of Paramount’s merger with Skydance.
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Trump reportedly demanded Colbert be fired for mocking him over the $16M hush payment.
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Colbert was #1 in late-night, but that didn’t stop Nero from gloating: “His talent was even less than his ratings.”
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Roxanne: “We’re in a pathetic banana dictatorship now.” 🍌
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Media mostly shrugged — another sign of a neutered fourth estate.
📂 Epstein Files — The Pedo-Ghost of Mar-a-Lago Past
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Wall Street Journal publishes a disturbing birthday greeting Trump gave Epstein, curated by Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Imagery: a Sharpie-drawn nude woman, a typewritten back-and-forth about secrets and enigmas. Creepy, coded, possibly incriminating.
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Roxanne: “This is mutual blackmail — I’ve got s*** on you, you’ve got s*** on me.”
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Trump, predictably: “Fake news! Democrats made it up!”
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He threatens to sue the WSJ — again. (Never wins.)
📉 MAGATs vs Epstein Files — Colliding Delusions
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MAGATs who’ve long screamed “Release the Epstein list!” now scramble to defend Trump’s name appearing on it.
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Roxanne: “It’s like finding out the villain in your bedtime story was your hero all along.”
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QAnoners, PizzaGaters, and Q-cumbers squirm as their narrative unravels.
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Even GOP influencer-types now attack the WSJ to protect Trump.
💉 Trump Spirals — Cankles and Chaos
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Roxanne speculates that Trump’s erratic behavior stems from fear over Epstein exposure.
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Mentions “chronic venous insufficiency” (cankles), hand bruising, and the oligarchs potentially cutting him loose.
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Trump’s paranoia deepens: “They’re not after me. They’re after YOU.”
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Roxanne: “The gaslit base will believe anything, so long as it protects their messiah.”
⚖️ Corruption Fatigue — When Nothing Shocks Anymore
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Roxanne bemoans a DOJ too timid to appoint a special prosecutor for January 6, but fully staffed to comb 100K Epstein files.
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Sen. Dick Durbin reports FBI staff were told to flag any Epstein doc mentioning Trump.
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Bill Barr’s dad gave Epstein his first teaching job. (Because of course he did.)
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JD Vance may be the next MAGAT puppet if Trump gets tossed — Ivanka or Don Jr. floated as possible VP picks.
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Tulsi Gabbard gets scorched as “Director Skunkhead Tulsi Gabbard” for calling Obama a traitor. 🐺
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Clarence “Fappy” Thomas and Miss Lindsey Graham also appear in whispers about Epstein ties and kompromat.
👮 ICE, Cops, and the Lawless Law
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Green card holder detained indefinitely after wedding trip.
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Police brutality rampant: Cincinnati protestors beaten, Alabama officer kills Black detective — governor blocks video.
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Roxanne: “Proximity to whiteness will not save you.”
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The U.S. legal system? “Castrated, corrupted, conscience-free.”
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Roger in Oregon updates on health and gardening 🌱
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Pop culture digressions: Austin Powers, Office Space, Anchorman, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds spark laughs and debates.
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Roxanne shares a story about her granddaughter and Mountain Dew — “like a spider monkey on meth.”
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