We’ve hammered on our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign, Supreme Catholic Majesties for years now. Looks like we were right. Most Americans understand they don’t act in the civic, or even public, good. They do the bidding of their masters. And Fappy’s still out there trying to poison America’s future. Meanwhile, in Talabama, they done got caught cheatin’ an’ tryin’ to throw legitimate voters off the rolls. It was, of course, alllllll a complete oopsie!