Chicken Don chickens out. The jury will get the case after they’ve been bored to tears, er, instructed. Jasmine Crockett stays on the offensive against Sporkfoot. Israel’s fascist crackdown against journalists continues. PsychoBibi declares that his arrest warrant is “the new antisemitism.” Sure, Bibi. Court documents show the Saudis were up to their eyes in 9/11. North Carolinastan attacks cancer patients. MAGAT J6 terrorist tells Judge Chutkan he ain’t a’feared of prison cuz Trump’s gonna pardon him.