Colorado Supreme Court says “NO!” to Julius Geezer on the GQP primary ballot. The ball’s in SCOTUS now. Cop rams bar with cruiser, arrests bar owner for scaring *him*. Police are apparently always “scared.” Staten Island MAGAT says her Orange God wasn’t slurring immigrants, but that Democrats are poisoning the blood of America (I don’t think her understands “blood libel.” Orange Jenius attacks prominent Texas MAGATS. Elon gets reduced to ashes by John Oliver.