“Impeachment Inquiries! Gitcher impeachment inquiries here,” bleated Kevvers McCarthy, hoping to protect his fragile manhood, er, Speakership, from the clutches of Marge the Merciless. WTF even is an “impeachment inquiry.” Turns out, it’s not a thing. And the Big Giant Forehead, having just founded himself outside the circus Egress, is MAD! We get a COVID update from our friend and adviser, Paul From Parts Unknown. Take his wise words to heart.
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