The week comes to a close, but of course, the weird DOESN’T. Lauren Boobert (non-sexist, males and females can be boobs) tries to clap back at Rep. Maloney. Epic fail. Indicts self. “Acting” SecDef says he “can’t wait to be out of here.” Suddenly, KayLie MAGAninny doesn’t want to hang around on the sinking ship. It’s almost like they know the Treason isn’t yet done and they don’t want that tattoo. Shhhhhhhh! Don’t anybody tell ’em, but they may as well all be sporting full-body work by Sailor Jerry.