Roses aren’t the only things with thorns. There are sticker bushes that are nothing but thorns. Come on down to Dimwit Donnie’s Drilling Den! Arctic oil leases for cheap! That’s where we are. Witness Ghouliani’s Madness in Michigan tour, featuring the at-the-least spiritual successor to Caribou Barbie and Victoria Jackson. “But the poll books!” And hey! We’ve found voter fraud in Georgia.